danny && the kids

Concerts

Band Members

About Us

danny && the kids are a rock-n-roll band from Salt Lake City, Utah. Danny, the manager, recruited everyone to play some Monster Mash at a Halloween Party. And things have only gotten better since. Now they play in a garage to crowds of 50+ raging fans, and have written some songs of their own.

Concert Recordings

06/May/2022

Videos

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Lyrics

Too Much Swig (David Lyons)

Don't you feel the viiibe?
Girl I know you knowing what I talk about
Can't you dig the riiiide?
I am much too swig-for-you!!

Watching from the siiiide-
-lines you feel it pulling-you-from-every sprout
Thinkin bout the tiiiiime
Fly'in by us is fruit-less-doubt!

(Whisper) You'll never know if you're waiting in line
(Whisper) You never know what is waiting in time
(Whisper) You'll never see that life's sublime

(Whisper) You'll never know if you're waiting in line
(Whisper) You never know what is waiting in time
(Whisper) You'll never see that life's sublime

Push and pat the puulll
You let your heart feel whatever-it-wanted to
Freshly fallen snow sings
I'm much too swig-for-you!!

Clinging to the oooold
Loves and lines you'll lose-your-ideology
Stavin' off the cooold
Makes it flow roman-tic-ally!

(Whisper) You'll never know if you're waiting in line
(Whisper) You never know what is waiting in time
(Whisper) You'll never see that life's sublime

(Whisper) You'll never know if you're waiting in line
(Whisper) You never know what is waiting in time
(Whisper) You'll never see that life's sublime

The Need (David Lyons)

You know, I'm feeling, baby, crumby about myself
It's because of all the things that I can't do
I've tried it: Cooking, Gaming, singing about myself
It won't stop me, babe, from thinkin' bout' you

About the timing and the accidents
And things I really shouldn've said
The pain game and the blaming mixed with
Naughty thoughts to bed you
Coming up with stupid stuff
To try to put you in a huff

Poor Expressage

Info on the internet: Greed to certain discontent
My friends advice, to my vice, promising to satisfy
Feeling all emotions drip, drip down my veins

Bottled Message

I Want You
Gone
From me
Tonight
You leave
And maybe
You
Will be
In my heart
The Need

The memories and melodies were never meant to be x4

You know you're feeling, baby,
Real things about yourself
It's so bad you've locked yourself in your room
Lies told in memories long forgotten stay on your shelf
Withhold the bullet shot to kill from flyin' true

Schrodinger (Danny Lyons)

You did it again, this time it's no trick
Whenever you do this, it really makes me sick
We're in a wreck, we're really in a pickā€”le
All thanks to your tiny little B-A-C-A

[Chorus]
Tiny little lizard brain
Always driving me insane
You think you're playing 4D chess
But we always end up in a mess
Thanks to your
Tiny little lizard brain
Tiny little lizard brain

Take your shoes, take all of your socks
Take your suitcase, fill it full of rocks
Feel nothing, like the Vulcan mr Spock
Because of your tiny little

[Chorus]

Your prefrontal cortex has done nothing
To stop this horny sharknado vortex
Maybe your medulla oblongata really oughtta
Drive next time instead of your

[Chorus]

You've looked once, then you've seen us
You are crazier then a bunch of tree nuts
I'm in Hades, and it's hotter than Venus
Thanks to your tiny little penis

[Chorus]

First Date Anxiety (John Calkins)

You tell me how you want to go out
But you say you can't your families in town
I say let's do it when your free again
Nothing, nada, zip is what I hear from you

Crazy how you found some-one else
During that time when you're with me
It could last for-ev-er
But you couldn't wait and see.

[Chorus]
Dating shouldn't be this hard
Some make it sound easy
Maybe it is just my type
That causes my anx-i-ety

A magical night meant for us two
Find out what we want to do
Something that you think you need
A way to leave my comp-a-ny

[Chorus]

Guitar Solo

[Chorus] x2

You told me that you want to go out
But you didn't say when it was over

Silver Girl (Robert Williams)

She's a silver girl, living in a grey world
Red lips, golden hair, good talker, no fear

Small-town waitress, everybody knows her there
Big city, Heathrow, she can fit in everywhere

[Chorus]
She's a silver girl stuck in your mind
Forget that silver girl leave her behind

The stars and the sky all shout her name
You've gone crazy for her, you'll never be the same

She's the grammar police, put you in jail
Get used to it, she'll be there 'till she lifts her spell

[Chorus]

[Guitar Solo]

She's in love with the moon, but she'll never love you
You say you want to let her go, but that's not even true

Outta site, in mind, that's how she rolls
You won't ever forget her, she's invincible

[Chorus] x2

[Bridge to nowhere]
She sailed away, she sailed away
Sail on, sail on, I hope you sail back someday